10) I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
9) I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
7) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
6) Mama Get The Hammer ( There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
5) You Can’t Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd
4) I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
3) I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
2) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

…and # 1 is….

1) You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly