Her driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”

Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama’s so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama’s so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a
menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave
her 13 years to live.

She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo mama is so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.