You ever said the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer-colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn’t have to wait for a commercial.

Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son come on over to the
dark side…it’ll be a hoot!”

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt
had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

If you hear. . . “Luke, I am your father ……………… and
your uncle.”