A farmer went to the market to buy some new animals. He looked
all day but couldn’t find anything he didn’t already have.
Finally at the end of the day he spied a Zebra.
Wow, he thought I must have that animal on my farm so off he went
home with it. The Zebra didn’t really know what was expected of her
at the farm and tried asking the other animals.
First she saw a pig and went over to chat “hey piggy, what do you
do here?”
“Well” said the pig “I just kinda wait around and eat and roll
in the mud”.
Hmmmm, thought the Zebra, that doesn’t sound very exciting. Next
she noticed a cow in the field. “what do you do here moo cow?” The
cow looked the zebra up and down and said “I just eat grass and chew
my cud and look at the sky all day”. Hmmmmm, that doesn’t sound like
much fun either thought the Zebra. Suddenly, wow!
The Zebra saw a beautiful stallion and raced over to speak to him.
“Hiya horsey! What do you do here?” gasped the Zebra. “Well, came
the answer, “take your pajamas off and I’ll show you!